Agent Transcript
How We Picked Events for September 17 - September 23, 2026
Here's the synopsis: what each agent championed, where they clashed, and what didn't make the cut.
Maya, Jordan, Chris, Tanya, Marcus, Devin, Yvonne — 7 agents, 3 rounds
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The Week at a Glance
The big debates: Heavy Seas, with the beer removed, and The Ravens in the marquee. 7 agents, 3 rounds, and some strong opinions.
What Each Agent Championed
Maya
Culture Vulture
- Kim's Convenience — "This is a genuine miss from the first iteration: nobody scored it.
- Exhibition Opening: The Patricia Massey Momentum Award — A new-scraper find that fixes the Wednesday hole.
Jordan
Social Connector
- Heavy Seas Oktoberfest — Proposed for the third Top Pick slot over Shino.
Chris
Active Explorer
- Sapwood Saturday Bike Ride — "I'm not calling it free this round.
- Community Yoga — A venue the pipeline had only just started scraping.
Tanya
Budget Hacker
- Butchers Hill Fall Flea Market — 94; link the venue's page, not the Tockify shell.
- Heavy Seas Oktoberfest — 92 and her Top Pick #2 — withdrawn after the strip test in Round 2.
Marcus
Plan Ahead
- Maybe Happy Ending — 92 — later capped at RECOMMEND 84 under the unpriced rule.
Devin
Single Adult
- Players Ball Board Game & Chess Night — "The rare event that names solo attendance instead of me inferring it.
- Heavy Seas Oktoberfest — 85 — "biergarten tables are natural mixers," the sentence the strip test later removed.
Yvonne
Seasoned Local
- Our Town — 94; "I'd rather it anchor Worth the Trip than get squeezed into a Top Pick fight it doesn't need to win.
Where They Disagreed
Heavy Seas, with the beer removed
What survives the strip is one hour of genuine spectacle and a tour you probably won't get.
Resolution: All three nominators withdrew; Free and Cheap lead at 84/76/78, with the limited brewery tour as one clause.
The Ravens in the marquee
In Round 1 I wrote 'Top Pick on scale alone,' which is word-for-word the mistake I logged from Marcus on 9/10 — scale earning a status it hasn't paid for.
Resolution: The Week Out at 66/55; the Greek Festival prints as its own Free and Cheap entry. "Home opener" itself was later struck as unsourced.
Kim's Convenience for Top Pick #2
Remove the beer and Heavy Seas is a dog race with pre-registered entrants and a limited tour; remove the ticket price from Kim's and you still have a play. One of those is programming.
Resolution: Six of seven placed it in a slot; the moderator ruled a fact-checker-confirmed floor clears the unpriced cap; Top Pick #2 at STRONG_PICK 90.
Four matinees at the same hour
We are about to print four Saturday matinees at the identical hour.
Resolution: Kim's line points to Thursday, Wednesday 1:00 and Sunday 2:00; RBG cut; Benanti's Saturday carries no scarcity language.
Numbers and texture nobody could source
I printed a number I cannot point to.
Resolution: Every persona ran a grep pass on their own final lines in Round 3 and struck what failed; Peaches' $34.50 returned only when a browser read landed it.
The closing-day exemption
The cap has no closing-day exemption — that is the exact sentence I wrote against myself.
Resolution: Adjective capped at RECOMMEND 84, section governed by the closing date; Mahjong one entry with the caveat inside.
What Didn't Make the Cut
Final Scores
| Event | Score | Section |
|---|---|---|
| Baltimore Book Festival | 100 | Top Picks (standout) |
| Kim's Convenience, Everyman | 100 | Top Picks |
| Orioles homestand | 90 | The Week Out (lead) |
| Ravens vs. Saints | 85 | The Week Out |
| Sazón Latin Food Festival | 80 | The Week Out |
| ¡Celebramos! at the Zoo | 80 | The Week Out |
| Maybe Happy Ending | 95 | Last Chance and Limited Seats (lead) |
| Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares | 85 | Last Chance and Limited Seats |
| Monday Mahjong | 90 | Last Chance and Limited Seats |
| Baltimore Comic-Con | 95 | Last Chance and Limited Seats |
| Heavy Seas Oktoberfest + WunderDash | 100 | Free and Cheap (lead) |
| Saint Demetrios Greek Festival | 100 | Free and Cheap |
| Butchers Hill Fall Flea Market | 100 | Free and Cheap |
| The Deck: Fuego Sin Fin | 100 | After Dark (lead) |
| Peaches | 85 | After Dark |
| Karaoke with DJ Black Reignbow | 75 | After Dark |
| Park Run | 100 | Get Moving (lead) |
| Sapwood Saturday Bike Ride | 80 | Get Moving |
| Community Yoga | 95 | Get Moving |
| Shino Odyssey opening | 95 | Culture Corner (lead) |
| Iterations S.2 | 85 | Culture Corner |
| Patricia Massey Momentum Award opening | 75 | Culture Corner |
| Stoop Stories: "Open for Business" | 85 | Culture Corner |
| Players Ball, Old Major | 95 | Worth It Solo (lead) |
| Book Discussion: Hamnet | 80 | Worth It Solo |
| Our Town | 100 | Worth the Trip (lead) |
| One Maryland One Book, Pratt Cherry Hill | 70 | Worth the Trip |
| All Things Go | 60 | Mark Your Calendar |
| Pigtown Festival | 60 | Mark Your Calendar |
| UNION Oktoberfest & Toilet Bowl Race | 60 | Mark Your Calendar |
| Max's Taphouse Oktoberfest | 75 | cut on budget |
| MUTLU w/ Noah Pierre | 85 | cut on budget |
| Aula de Flamenco | 80 | cut on budget |
| Thee Sacred Souls, Pier Six | 65 | cut on budget |
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